These are facts, promise.
My Neighbour Totoro is a comforting film to watch on a rainy day. Coffee is good in small doses. TK Max is dangerous on the bank balance. It’s normal to outgrow friends. You should not be afraid to die, ill health is the worry. Self care can be simple. Brushing your teeth and putting pjs on counts. Jacket potatoes make for very easy tasty dinners. Remembering everything is exhausting, sometimes embarrassing. Dreaming about your teeth falling out means you’re stressed. So far 16 silly tattoos is not enough. Math is difficult. Charity shops are good. You’ll be glad to leave your 20s behind. No is a full sentence. Pet grief is real and can be mammoth. Be nice to strangers. Being a soft, sensitive human is a good thing. It’s okay to do what’s comfortable sometimes. Wear sun cream. You’ll never regret eating a dessert. Get the Ben and Jerrys out for my mum, Sharon! Go offline after 8pm. The beach is a happy place. Always say yes when invited out for brunch. Some people are bad apples and that’s not for me or you to fix. Only wear comfortable clothes. Always always tell people you love them and why. Print the photos. Scrapbooking is cathartic. Garden centres are a sweet place to spend time. Bleaching your hair alone at home is probably a bad idea. Definitely don’t bleach it twice. Getting old isn’t guaranteed. Going grey is a sign of life. Only say yes if you really mean it. You can’t control everything. Tulips are pretty. Christmas is hard work. Being a people pleaser is also hard work. Finding your jean size is confusing. Stay at home sometimes, you pay enough. You will make new best friends. Smoked salmon bagels are a gift from heaven. Collecting seashells is a wholesome activity. I will own another dog one day. You might own a dog too. Drink more water. It’s good for you.
Honestly, tattoos are self care, you can't change my mind! I've got 19 and can't wait for #20